Rumsfeld Says He Offered to Resign Twice -- AP
Instead of accepting a resignation, the president felt intimidated by a man with his own personal army of flying monkeys and a remote South Pacific hideaway affectionately known as the Fortress Of Doom. Who would accept a resignation from Ming The Merciless? The same can be said of Dastardly Donald.
No one in their right mind turns their back or Donald Rumsfeld, and lives to tell the tale. Using a combination of magic and Bob Fosse hand moves to mesmerize his unsuspecting victims, Rumsfeld has managed to avoid unemployment the old fashion way.
He tells everyone of his offers to quit months after he makes them. That's right. He simply didn't put the letter of resignation in the mail. It laid on his desk for months, under a stack of unread CIA reports.